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moomin bag that says “if you dont let me go home at the scheduled time i will kill you”
the translation is accurate, but in this context “scheduled time” is the common term used to refer to the end of a typical work day (i.e. 5pm). in other words, it’s basically saying “if you make me do overtime i’ll kill you”
(via frotu)
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I hate this. There’s no salad in sight. Which means he’s eating the fucking garnish. Why’d he do that
why has armstrong decided to feed al cutlery
(via brandon5lyf)
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ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on
Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
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(via brandon5lyf)
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(via perks-of-being-chinese)
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Remember that time even Manila couldn’t break through the awkward silence?
That “okay work” at the end just GETS me
I have been Manila so many times, in so many awkward conversations, so I physically feel her pain.
The tribal music sends me into another plane of existence
leo
This is honestly a master stroke in audiovisual genius I am cryiiing
(via glitterweave)
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